10 September 2010

This Has Got To Be A Joke

DLP.info:
Rumors are that soon you will be able to rent your own fishing rod in the nearby restaurants and have a relaxing time fishing around Adventure Isle while other guests are standing in queue-lines or are enjoying a thrilling roller coaster. According to the rumors once you have fished successfully you will be allowed to bring your catch to the restaurant where you rented your rod and get your fish cooked there to perfection.
If this new “attraction” should become a success there might even be further plans. There are rumors that EuroDisney S.C.A. is already talking to cattlemen in Amerika in order to import Bisons to Frontierland, where they should run free, to offer a greater variety of do-it-yourself-meals for those avid hunters…
That would be like fishing something out of the Rivers of America and eating it. That is to say, super gross.

And bison hunting? I am incredulous.